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1.we two who and who?
咱俩谁跟谁阿
2、how are you ？ how old are you?
怎么是你，怎么老是你？
3、you don"t bird me,I don"t bird you
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
4、you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！together
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
5、hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have
nothing to say,go home!！
有事起奏，无事退朝
6.what is IMU3.0? it is a kind of chat tool!
什么是IMU3.0?IMU3.0 是一种聊天工具！
7、You Give Me Stop!！
你给我站住！
8、know is know noknow is noknow
知之为知之，不知为不知…
9、WATCH SISTER
表妹
10、American Chinese not enough
美中不足
11、heart flower angry open
心花怒放
12、go past no mistake past
走过路过，不要错过
13、小明：I am sorry!
老外：I am sorry too!
小明：I am sorry three!
老外：What are you sorry for?
小明：I am sorry five!
14、If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!
要钱没有，要命一条
15、I call Li old big. toyear 25.
我叫李老大，今年25。
16、you have two down son。
你有两下子。
17、as far as you go to die
有多远，死多远！
18、I give you face you don""t wanna face,you lose you face ，I turn my face.
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
Three turtles decided to have a cup of coffee.
三只乌龟决定去喝咖啡。
Just as they got into the cafe, it started to rain.
它们刚到咖啡店的门口，就下起雨来。
The biggest turtle said to the smallest one, “ Go home and get the umbrella.”
于是最大的那只乌龟对最小的乌龟说，“你回家去取伞吧。”
The little turtle replied, “I will, if you don"t drink my offee.”
最小的乌龟说，“如果你们不把我的咖啡喝了，我就去。”
“We won"t,” the other two promised.
“我们不喝，”另外两只乌龟答应说。
Two years later the big turtle said to the middle turtle, “Well, I gu(☆)ess he isn"t coming back, so we might as well drink his coffee.”
两年后，大乌龟对中乌龟说，“好吧，我猜他肯定不回来了，我们可以把它的咖啡喝掉了。”
Just then a voice called from outside the door, “If you do, I won"t go.”
正在这时，一个声音从门外传来，“你们要是喝了，我就不去。”
A PresentKate: Mom, do you know what I“m going to give you for your birthday?
Mom: No, Honey, what?
Kate: A nice teapot.
Mom: But I”ve got a nice teapot.
Kate: No, you haven“t. I”ve just dropped it.
凯特的礼物
凯特：妈妈，你知道我要给你一件什么生日礼物吗？
妈妈：不知道，宝贝，是什么呀？
凯特：一把漂亮的茶壶。
妈妈：可是我已经有一把漂亮的茶壶了呀。
凯特：不，你没有了。我刚刚把它给摔了。
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